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告诉过你我会找到的。 Told you I'd find it.
但如果他们先找到它就不会。 But not if they found it first.
我对此表示怀疑。 I doubt it.
在我看来，鳄鱼暂时不用喂食了。 It looks to me like that crocodile won't have to feed for a while.
想想 And to think you,
你和每个人都怀疑我。 and everyone, doubted me.
你知道，我什至不知道我为什么让你来，兄弟…… You know, I don't even know why I let you come, Brother…
我相信你会想到一个原因。 I'm sure you'll think of a reason.
黑暗仓鼠。 The Hamster of Darkness.
最后。 Finally.
当我把这个带回王国时， And when I bring this back to the kingdom,
再也没有人会嘲笑我的耳朵了。 nobody's going to be laughing at my ear anymore.
不， No,
我将成为那个在笑的人…… I'm going to be the one who's laughing…
当然不是笑我的耳朵。 not at my ear of course.
而是因为我对的， But because I was right,
仓鼠是真实的。 that the hamster is real.
感觉有些不对劲。 Something does not feel right.
哦，嘘， Oh hush,
让我享受这辉煌的时刻。 let me enjoy this glorious moment.
二十年前，我父亲和他的兄弟拉平 Twenty years ago my father and his brother Lapin
几乎找到了世界上最伟大的神器。 almost found the greatest artifact in the world.
对不起，拉平。 I'm sorry, Lapin.
这不是真的。 This isn't happening.
- 什么……？ - 在那边。 - What the…? - Over there.
但他们发现了别的东西…… But they found something else…
我。 Me.
它是什么？ What is it?
小怪物指着我的耳朵！ The little freak's pointing at my ear!
他不是。 No, he's not.
他又做了！ He did it again!
废话。 他很可爱。 Nonsense. He's adorable.
你好，小家伙。 Hi there, little guy.
你不把他带回去吗？ You're not taking him back with us?
我不会离开他。 I'm not leaving him.
还好我是大哥，总有一天会成为王的， Good thing I'm the older brother and will be king someday,
因为你太软了，兄弟！ because you're too soft, Brother!
太软了！ Way too soft!
我叔叔从来没有找到黑暗仓鼠。 My uncle never found the Hamster of Darkness.
他从未被称为国王。 And he was never named king.
但我们很快就会说到这些…… But we'll get to that soon enough…
从爸爸带我回家的那一刻起， From the moment my dad brought me home,
我正在为这一天做准备 I was preparing for the day
当我成为像他一样的伟大冒险家的时候。 when I would become a great adventurer like him.
你去吧。 There you go.
漂亮的一巴掌。 Nice slap of the wrist.
你怎么看？ What do you think?
我最喜欢的日子是那些日子 My favorite days were the days
当我父亲冒险归来时…… when my dad returned from an adventure…
就个人而言，我看不出有什么大不了的…… Personally, I don't see what the big deal is…
我的意思是，他们刚刚发现了旧垃圾。 I mean, they just found old junk.
我在小巷里发现旧垃圾，没有人给我游行。 I find old junk in alleys and nobody's throwing me a parade.
那是我的龟仆阿部。 That's my turtle servant Abe.
他是一个“玻璃杯全是空”的人。 He's a "glass-is-all-empty" kind of guy.
- 爸爸！ - 你好，小家伙。 - Dad! - Hi there, little guy.
你找到上次早午餐的叉子了吗？ Did you find the fork from the last brunch?
还有刀！ And the knife!
但是我找不到勺子！ But I couldn't find the spoon!
当然，我找到了勺子！ Of course, I found the spoon!
当我看到每个人都对我父亲这样的冒险者表示敬意时， When I saw how everyone looked up to adventurers like my dad,
在那里，然后我决定这就是我希望他们看到我的方式。 there and then I decided that's how I wanted them to see me.
所以我就在 200 英尺以上的食兔鳄鱼， And so there I was, 200 feet above hare-eating crocodiles,
悬挂在悬崖上。 hanging from a cliff.
- 然后发生了什么？ - 接着… - And then what happened? - And then…
你去睡觉了。 you went to bed.
这就是为什么他们称它为悬念，朋友。 That's why they call it a cliffhanger, pal.
晚安，我未来的皇家冒险家。 Good night, my future royal adventurer.
我痴迷于冒险。 I was obsessed with adventuring.
我每晚都熬夜读书。 I stayed up every night reading.
愚蠢的羽毛…… Stupid feathers…
我把每一本关于冒险的书都读完了，在皇家图书馆里呆了好几个小时…… I devoured every book about adventuring and spent hours in the royal library…
我受够了。 我知道那一天会到来。 I could not get enough of it. I knew the day would come.
我不认为我的工作描述中有繁重的工作。 I don't think heavy lifting is in my job description.
选拔赛，我们走吧，安倍。 The tryouts, let's go, Abe.
每年我都会观看皇家冒险协会的选拔赛， Every year I watched the Royal Adventure Society tryouts,
决定在轮到我跑步时收集提示。 determined to pick up tips for when it was my turn to run.
你为什么邀请他和我们坐在一起？ Why'd you invite him to sit with us?
我爸爸让我停止，因为他爸爸是新国王。 My dad made me 'cause his dad's the new king.
我不敢相信我们会和那个怪胎鸡兔在一起。 I can't believe we gotta be seen with that freak Chickenhare.
这可能会更糟。 It could be worse.
我们可以是鸡兔。 We could be Chickenhare.
- 正确的？ - 天啊。 - Right? - Oh man.
那很有趣。 That was a lot of fun.
真是个混蛋， What a crock,
竞争对手每年都在变得越来越好。 the competitors are getting better and better every year.
- 一些世界经典...... - 鸡兔？ - Some world classic… - Chickenhare?
你将如何穿着？ What are you wearing?
喜欢它？ 它非常适合。 Like it? It's very in.
现在是……现在。 It's very now… now.
让你看起来像兔脚的靴子现在很……现在？ Boots that make you look like you have hare feet are very now… now?
爸爸，自从你还是个孩子以来，风格发生了很大变化。 Style's changed a lot since you were a kid, Dad.
来吧，让我们把那顶帽子摘下来，这样我就可以…… Come on, let's take that hat off so I can…
不！ No!
每个人都在嘲笑我，爸爸。 Everybody laughs at me, Dad.
我知道很难与众不同。 I know it's hard being different.
不，你不知道。 没有人知道成为我是什么感觉。 No, you don't know. Nobody knows what it's like to be me.
鸡兔，现在我总是告诉你什么？ Chickenhare, now what have I always told you?
让我们与众不同的东西…… The things that make us different…
是什么让我们特别。 Are the things that make us special.
是的，我知道，爸爸。 但我不想变得特别。 Yeah, I know, Dad. But I don't wanna be special.
我只想做个正常人 I just wanna be normal.
穿上这个， And wearing this,
我觉得很正常。 I feel normal.
也许我不像以前那样紧跟时尚潮流了。 Maybe I'm not as up on the fashion trends as I used to be.
不只是你，爸爸！ It's not just you, Dad!
都是老人。 It's all old people.
看看我的新靴子能做什么。 And check out what I can do in my new boots.
我还好。 I'm okay.
都好… All good…
有点痛，但很好。 Little sore, but good.
这只是一个阶段。 他会从中长出来的。 It's just a phase. He'll grow out of it.
就是这样，安倍。 关键时刻。 This is it, Abe. Moment of truth.
我所有梦想成真的那一天。 The day all my dreams come true.
还记得我成功的三把钥匙吗？ Remember my three keys to success?
不。 拧紧。 向上。 Don't. Screw. Up.
根据皇家规则手册中的法律， In accordance with the laws in the Royal Rulebook,
今天到达终点线的申请人 those applicants today who reach the finish line
应考虑为皇家冒险协会终身。 shall be considered for the Royal Adventure Society for life.
先说小鸡。 First up, Chickenhare.
这应该很有趣！ This should be interesting!
来吧！ Come on!
那只是让我慢下来。 That's just slowing me down.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
哎呀，好痛。 Ouch, that hurts.
只是了解我的方位。 Just getting my bearings.
是时候弥补一些基础了。 Time to make up some ground.
开始了。 Here we go.
我没事，我没事。 什么都别管，继续。 I'm okay, I'm okay. Just go on.
对不起！ Sorry!
嘿嘿，这是作弊的！ Hey, that's cheating!
来吧。 Come on.
你快到了。 You're almost there.
你所要做的就是穿越真正的深的 All you have to do is get across the Really-Really-Deep-
但不是完全无底坑。 But-Not-Quite-Bottomless-Pit.
小心，儿子。 Careful, Son.
我不能看，但我不能移开视线。 I can't watch, but I can't look away.
简单的。 Easy.
- 过来。 - 放手吧！ - Come here. - Let it go!
- 嗯，总会有 B 计划 - 我没有 B 计划。 - Well, there's always a plan B. - I don't have a plan B.
你可以成为集邮者。 You could become a stamp collector.
是的，每次收到邮件都像是一场冒险。 Yeah, it's like an adventure every time the mail comes.
邮件每天都来。 那是很多冒险。 And the mail comes every day. That's a lot of adventures.
作为一名皇家冒险家有什么了不起的呢？ What's so great about being a royal adventurer anyway?
除了名声和崇拜？ Besides the fame and adulation?
嘿，鸡兔，今天干得漂亮！ Hey, Chickenhare, nice work today!
无非就是网！ Nothing but net!
你期待什么？ 他主要是鸡肉。 What'd you expect? He's mostly chicken.
不，他主要是野兔。 No, he's mostly hare.
- 鸡！ - 野兔！ - Chicken! - Hare!
你知道，如果你闭上眼睛，断章取意， You know, if you close your eyes and take it out of context,
听起来他们在为你欢呼。 it sounds like they're cheering for you.
鸡！ 野兔！ 鸡！ 野兔！ Chicken! Hare! Chicken! Hare!
鸡… Chicken…
为什么我不能像其他人一样？ Why can't I be like everyone else?
鸡兔？ Chickenhare?
天啊，爸爸，你能敲门吗？ Geez, Dad, think you could knock?
对不起。 Sorry.
以为你想谈谈今天发生的事情。 Thought you'd want to talk about what happened today.
哦这个。 Oh, that.
只是一个小小的挫折而已。 Just a minor setback is all.
明年，我将专注于做更多的有氧运动。 Next year, I'm gonna focus on doing more cardio.
也许是一些高原训练。 Maybe some altitude training.
你知道你不能参加两次。 You do know you can't audition twice.
好吧，我想既然你是国王，你可以破例。 Well I figured since you're the King, you could make an exception.
我不能因为你是我儿子就违反规则。 I can't break the rules just because you're my son.
来吧，爸爸。 Come on, Dad.
我只需要再打一枪。 我知道我可以粉碎它…… All I need is one more shot. I know I could crush it…
鸡兔，你需要把精力放在别处。 Chickenhare, you need to put your energies elsewhere.
我知道放弃你的梦想很难。 I know it's difficult to let go of your dream.
我只是不想看到你再次受伤。 I just don't want to see you get hurt again.
这是因为我让你难堪吗？ Is this because I embarrassed you?
鸡兔。 你永远不能让我难堪。 Chickenhare. You could never embarrass me.
当我看着你时，我希望你能看到我所看到的。 When I look at you, I wish you could see what I see.
是的，希望我也可以。 Yeah, wish I could too.
我所看到的只是我得到了兔子和鸡最糟糕的部分。 All I see is that I got the worst parts of a hare and a chicken.
也许你得到了最好的部分。 Maybe you got the best parts.
你知道 Do you know
我发现的最大宝藏吗？ the greatest treasure I ever found?
中世纪的喷泉？ The Fountain of Middle Age?
是你。 It was you.
当拉平叔叔和我去寻找黑暗仓鼠时 Finding you when Uncle Lapin and I went searching for the Hamster of Darkness
找到你是发生在我身上的最好的事情。 was the best thing that ever happened to me.
晚安，儿子。 Goodnight, Son.
哦闭嘴！ Oh, shut up!
我比任何人都研究过冒险， I've studied adventuring
对吧？ more than anybody, right?
我必须弄清楚每个冒险者一直在寻找 I've gotta figure out the location of the treasure that every adventurer
但从未找到的宝藏的位置…… has been searching for, but has never found…
等我想通了， And when I figure that out,
他就必须让我进入皇家冒险者协会。 he'll have to let me into the Royal Adventurer Society.
什么是宝物？ What's the treasure?
拜托，你知道我在说什么。 Come on, you know what I'm talking about.
有史以来最大的未被发现的宝藏…… The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time…
明白了。 有史以来最大的未被发现的宝藏。 Gotcha. The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time.
我不知道。 I have no idea.
啮齿动物王阿图罗创造了它来接管世界。 Arturo the Rodent King created it to take over the world.
没有。 不敲钟。 Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
然后他的兄弟拉蒙在阿图罗使用它之前 Then his brother Ramon stole it and hid it
偷走了它并藏了起来。 before Arturo could use it.
它拥有百万仓鼠的力量！ It's got the power of a million hamsters!
不，还是没有。 Nope, still don't have it.
它与“Damster of Harkness”押韵。 It rhymes with the "Damster of Harkness".
黑暗的仓鼠，亚伯！ 你怎么能不明白呢？ The Hamster of Darkness, Abe! How could you not get that?
从我坐的地方看，线索有问题。 From where I'm sitting, it was a problem with the clues.
根据古老的传说， According to the old legends,
“在新的一天的黎明九点钟， "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn,
“仓鼠的星座会指向 "the constellation of the hamster shall point
“去黑暗仓鼠神殿。” "to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness."
嗯，快9点了 Well, it's almost 9
这意味着我要花一个半时间。 which means I'm about to make time-and-a-half.
只有一个问题。 There's just one problem.
早上 9 点看不到星座。 You can't see a constellation at 9 in the morning.
外面太亮了。 It's too bright out.
- 我们一定错过了什么。 - 是的，早餐。 - We gotta be missing something. - Yeah, breakfast.
- 我饿死了！ - 我需要原文。 - I'm starving! - I need the original text.
Erik the Literal 的第 13 卷 Erik the Literal's Volume 13
暗黑仓鼠上签了。 on the Hamster of Darkness is checked out.
什么时候回来？ When's it due back?
三个月前。 Three months ago.
好吧，我自己去拿。 那么，谁知道呢？ Fine, I'll go get it myself. So, who's got it?
你的拉宾叔叔。 Your Uncle Lapin.
那么你有多久没有见到你的叔叔了？ So how long has it been since you've seen your uncle?
自从他试图推翻我父亲之后。 Not since he tried to overthrow my father.
他很不高兴我的祖父选择我父亲而不是他作为国王。 He wasn't happy that my grandfather chose my dad as king and not him.
谈论富人的问题。 Talk about rich people's problems.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
我相信时间已经让他变得成熟了。 I'm sure time has mellowed him.
不好了。 我作为你的海龟仆人的职责 Oh no. My duties as your turtleservant
不包括陪伴你 do not extend to accompanying you
在牢房里见你可怕的叔叔。 to meet with your terrifying uncle in his jail cell.
在牢房里与邪恶的叔叔见面毫无意义…… Nothing about meeting with evil uncles in their jail cells…
看，这就是你加入工会的原因。 See, this is why you join a union.
当地 645 的仆人和床盘搬运工。 Servants-and-Bed-Pan-Handlers Local 645.
通过数字获得力量。 Strength through numbers.
他来干什么？ What's he in for?
谋杀。 Murder.
逃税。 Tax evasion.
我谋杀了税法。 I murdered the tax code.
可以关押巴里·戈德法布的监狱还没有建成！ The prison that can hold Barry Goldfarb hasn't been built!
要记住的一些规则： Some rules to remember:
不要给 Lapin任何东西，因为他会把它变成武器， Do not pass Lapin anything as he will turn it into a weapon,
甚至是胡萝卜。 even a carrot.
不要接近他的牢房。 请勿触摸横杆。 Do not approach his cell. Do not touch the bars.
无论你做什么，都不要穿过栅栏。 And whatever you do, don't reach through the bars.
最后一个这样做的人在医院呆了一个月。 The last guy to do that spent a month in the hospital.
当然那是为了流感。 但我相信他是从拉平那里得到的。 Granted that was for the flu. But I'm sure he caught it from Lapin.
你不跟我来吗？ You're not coming with me?
工会说我不必。 谢天谢地 The union says I don't have to. Thank goodness
监狱看守和服饰用品商当地 646。 for Prison-Guards-and-Haberdashers Local 646.
通过数字获得力量。 Strength through numbers.
侄子？ Nephew?
多么令人愉快的惊喜。 What a pleasant surprise.
嗨，拉平叔叔。 Hi, Uncle Lapin.
我在附近，认为这可能很好 I was in the neighborhood and thought it might be nice
停下来打个招呼。 to stop by and say "hi".
所以… So…
你好！ Hi!
哦，是的， And oh yeah,
有本书是你从图书馆拿的。 there's this book that you've got from the library.
而实际上这么久还没还。 It's actually long overdue.
不好了。 他们要做什么， Oh no. What are they gonna do,
再把我关起来？ lock me up?
正确。 Right.
这很有趣，因为你已经因为试图 That's funny because you're already locked up
推翻我父亲而被关起来。 for trying to overthrow my father.
嗯，我总是对权威有问题。 Well, I always did have a problem with authority.
所以，你在寻找黑暗仓鼠， So, you're looking for the Hamster of Darkness,
你是吗？ are you?
我不认为这是真的。 I don't think it's real.
真的吗？ Really?
每次我要一本关于冒险的书但它没有出现， Every time I've requested a book on the topic of adventuring
那是因为你已经检查过了。 and it wasn't in, it was because you had checked it out.
有人一直在做他们的功课。 Somebody's been doing their homework.
是真的。 我们都知道。 It's real. And we both know it.
带回皇家冒险协会 It'd be quite a feather in your cap to bring back
会很不错，不是吗？ to the Royal Adventure Society, wouldn't it?
也许… Maybe…
太浪费了。 Such a waste.
你看，当我找到黑暗仓鼠时， You see, when I find the Hamster of Darkness,
我要用它来接管王国。 I'm going to use it to take over the kingdom.
我只是在开玩笑。 I'm just joking.
再说了，我被锁在了这座 Besides, I'm locked in this tower
无人能逃脱的高塔里。 that no one has ever escaped from.
你以为我一直在这里等着， You think I've been waiting here,
希望你能来，因为你是我逃跑计划的最后一部分？ hoping you'd visit because you were the final piece of my escape plan?
我希望我是那个狡猾的人。 但现在… I wish I was that cunning. But now…
让我给你找那本书。 let me find that book for you.
是这个吗？ Is this the one?
哦，是的，就是那个。 Oh yeah, that's the one.
所以，如果你只是把它扔在这里， So, if you'd just toss it on over here,
我会离开你的，你可以回去 I'll get out of your way and you can go back
用粉笔在墙上标记日子。 to marking the days on the wall with chalk.
恐怕我在这里的时间削弱了我。 I'm afraid my time in here has weakened me.
过来这里。 Come over here.
为什么不稍微折腾一下呢？ Why not just give it a little toss?
转念一想， On second thought,
我会来拿的。 I'll come get it.
坚持，稍等。 我刚想起来… Hold on. I just remembered…
我还没有完成它。 I'm not done with it.
再见，小鸡。 Goodbye, Chickenhare.
不要忘记你的帽子。 Don't forget your hat.
不好了… Oh no…
“亲爱的兄弟，享受你作为国王的最后时光。 "Dear Brother, enjoy your last days as king.
“一切顺利，拉平。” "All the best, Lapin."
对不起，爸爸。 I'm sorry, Dad.
你知道你不能访问拉平！ You know you're not allowed to visit Lapin!
你在想什么？ What were you thinking?
他有我需要的关于黑暗仓鼠的书。 He had this book I needed about the Hamster of Darkness.
- 看，我想... - 我告诉过你放手。 - See I figured… - I told you to let it go.
先生，这是一张地图！ Sir, it's a map!
《无名龟墓》？ "The Tomb of the Unknown Turtle"?
古代冒险家极矮的弗雷德里克提出 The ancient adventurer Frederic the Extremely Short proposed that
作为黑暗仓鼠的传闻地点之一。 as one of the rumored locations of the Hamster of Darkness.
这就是拉平要去的地方。 That's where Lapin's going.
准备好我最快的船。 我们马上离开。 Ready my fastest boat. We leave immediately.
爸爸，我知道黑暗仓鼠的一切。 Dad, I know everything about the Hamster of Darkness.
带上我，我可以帮忙。 Bring me along, I can help.
不，你已经做得够多了。 No. You've done enough already.
嘿，老板，刚过来看看你过得怎么样。 Hey, Boss, just came by to see how you're doing.
除了让王国最危险的罪犯逃脱之外。 Other than letting the Kingdom's most dangerous criminal escape.
- 我做的很好。 - 你是？ - I'm doing great. - You are?
- 看看书架后面是什么。 - 抽象画？ - Look what was behind the bookshelf. - An abstract painting?
一张地图，安倍。 A map, Abe.
拉平一直痴迷于黑暗仓鼠。 Lapin's been obsessed with the Hamster of Darkness.
他认为神殿会在无名龟墓 It doesn't make sense that he'd think
是没有道理的。 the Temple would be at the Tomb of the Unknown Turtle.
这已经被搜索了很多次了。 That's been searched so many times.
现在是九点前一分钟， It's a minute before 9,
有什么东西不见了。 something's missing.
只有飞蛾会想念拉平。 The moths are gonna be the only ones to miss Lapin.
现在是冬天。 It's winter.
没有飞蛾。 There are no moths.
是星座！ It's the constellation!
巧合。 Coincidence.
不是，安倍。 It's not, Abe.
多年来，拉平一直在追求。 Lapin has been on his quest for years.
它不是毯子，它是窗帘，给我那个。 It's not a blanket, it's a curtain, give me that.
你看，完全巧合。 You see, total coincidence.
我不太确定。 I'm not so sure.
让我清理地板。 Let me clear the floor.
是的，就是这样！ Yes, that's it!
书。 The book.
“在新的一天的黎明九点钟， "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn,
“星座会指向 "the constellation shall point
“去黑暗仓鼠神殿。” "to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness."
答对了。 Bingo.
“X”在哪里？ 地图不需要“X”来标记地点吗？ Where's the "X"? Don't maps need an "X" to mark the spot?
哦，该死的比喻。 Oh, darn tropes.
爸爸！ 等待！ Dad! Wait!
你走错路了！ You're going the wrong way!
我们需要准备一条船。 We need to get a boat ready.
我们必须把拉平打败黑暗仓鼠。 We have to beat Lapin to the Hamster of Darkness.
哦不，算了。 我不是冒险家。 Oh no, forget about it. I am not an adventurer.
而你……我该如何巧妙地表达？ And you're… How do I put this delicately?
你是……你。 You're… you.
也许我不是一个冒险家， Maybe I'm not much of an adventurer,
但我们是唯一能做到这一点的人。 but we're the only ones who can do this now.
如果我们不这样做， And if we don't,
拉平会回来接管王国。 Lapin's gonna come back and take over the Kingdom.
嗯，失业率有点高。 Well, unemployment is kinda high.
而你父亲为王是为了什么？ 15年？ And your dad's been king for what? 15 years?
这很严重，安倍。 这都是我的错。 This is serious, Abe. And it's all my fault.
不是全部。 只喜欢90%。 Not all. Only like 90%.
我要去。 我要你跟我来。 I'm going. And I want you to come with me.
我是你的皇家仆人。 我有法律义务和你一起去。 I'm your royal servant. I'm legally bound to go with you.
不，我不是在问你的主人。 No. I'm not asking as your master.
我作为朋友问你。 I'm asking you as a friend.
这使它成为一个简单的决定。 That makes it an easy decision.
实际上，这使它成为一个非常困难的决定。 Actually, that makes it an incredibly difficult decision.
你能和你的老板做朋友吗？ Can you be friends with your boss?
这种关系不是完全被权力动态扭曲了吗？ Isn't the relationship completely skewed by the power dynamic?
什么？ What?
这些都是深刻的问题。 These are deep questions.
一方面，我发现它们在智力上令人振奋。 I, for one, find them intellectually invigorating.
等等。 Wait, wait.
其实，对不起，继续。 Actually, I'm sorry, keep going.
等待。 Wait.
我来了… I'm coming…
朋友。 friend.
但要为很多“我告诉过你的”做好准备。 But be prepared for a lot of "I told you so's."
我已经在海上呆了 12 分钟。 I have been at sea for 12 long minutes.
酷热难耐。 The heat is unbearable.
口渴是永恒的伴侣。 Thirst is a constant companion.
至于饥饿， And as for hunger,
我可能正在培养对鸡肉和野兔的品味。 I may be developing a taste for chicken and hare.
转身还为时不晚。 Not too late to turn around.
我一直想冒险。 I always wanted an adventure.
我只希望我们能成功。 I just hope we can pull it off.
我相信我们会的。 I'm sure we will.
我对我们的机会没有信心。 I have no confidence in our chances.
如果你正在读这篇文章，那意味着我要么被压垮了， If you're reading this, that means I've either been crushed,
被刺穿的，被砍的，被鱼叉的， impaled, pole-axed, harpooned,
被肉食性甲虫活生生吃掉， eaten alive by carnivorous beetles,
淹死在满是鲨鱼的海里， drowned in a sea full of sharks,
被鸟儿啄食我的每一个生命。 killed by birds pecking at my every being.
所以，太干了。 So, so parched.
水？ Water?
哦，这很好。 哦耶。 Oh, that goes down nice. Oh yeah.
所以，干渴。 So, parched.
那种急流每次都会吸引我。 That jet stream gets me every time.
出色地？ Well?
嗯？ 哦，是的，呃…… Huh? Oh, yeah uh…
国王上钩了。 一切都按我们的计划进行。 The King took the bait. Everything's going like we planned.
像我们计划的那样吗？ Like we planned?
嗯，是的，好吧。 Well, yeah, okay.
从技术上讲，这是你的计划，但我同意这是一个很棒的计划。 Technically it was your plan, but I agreed it was a great plan.
不，这是完美的计划。 No, it's the perfect plan.
- 嗯，不是很完美。 - 什么？ - Well, not quite perfect. - What?
这是你的侄子。 It's your nephew.
怪胎？ The freak?
他知道仓鼠在哪里。 He knows where the hamster is.
他和他的小乌龟朋友正在跟踪我们。 And he and his little turtle friend are following us.
嘿，我想我们可以等他们， Hey, I figured we could wait for them,
然后在他们的侧翼和他们进行海战。 then flank them and engage them in a nautical battle.
我一直想参加一场海战。 I've always wanted to be in a nautical battle.
请记住，你在这里是因为你的翅膀，而不是你的大脑。 Please remember you're here because of your wings, not your brain.
我不能把宝贵的时间浪费在这个怪胎 I cannot waste valuable time on the off chance
真的横渡大洋的机会上。 that the freak actually makes it across the ocean.
不， No,
我们将把这个分包出去。 we'll subcontract this one out.
而且我只有动物来做这份工作。 And I have just the animal for the job.
路德， Luther,
我们团队的最后一名成员。 the last member of our team.
最无情的动物 The most ruthless animal
我曾经有过与之合作的乐趣。 I've ever had the pleasure of working with.
他好卑鄙， He's so mean,
他曾经杀死过一只动物 he once killed an animal
只是为了打鼾。 just for snoring.
我有睡眠呼吸暂停。 I have sleep apnea.
这很糟糕。 It's pretty bad.
可以分房吗？ Can we get separate rooms?
拉平，时间太长了。 Lapin, it's been too long.
没关系，小家伙…… It's okay, little guy…
这座城市是亚历山大大帝发现命运小胡子的地方。 This city is where Alexander the Sweaty discovered the Mustache of Destiny.
这个地方不是很棒吗？ Isn't this place great?
是的。 被谋杀的好地方。 我们为什么会在这里？ Yeah. Great place to get murdered. Why are we here anyway?
跟着我。 Follow me.
这家小酒馆 This very tavern
就是迷失者赫克托雇佣无腿夏尔巴人的地方 is where Hector the Lost hired the legless sherpa
谁把他带到了无神论者的神殿。 who led him to the Atheist's Temple.
我从没想过我会亲眼看到它。 I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes.
我认为你和我有非常不同的遗愿清单。 I think you and I have very different bucket lists.
运气好的话，我们可以在这里找到我们的指南。 With any luck, this is where we'll find our guide.
或者至少是一种传染病。 Or at least a communicable disease.
嘿。 你需要向导吗？ Hey. You need a guide?
我是你的女朋友。 I'm your gal.
我知道那片丛林就像我的尾巴一样。 还有前面。 I know that jungle like the back of my tail. And the front.
不要这样做，孩子。 她是个坏消息。 Don't do it, kid. She's bad news.
只有没有鼻子的傻瓜才会雇用臭鼬。 Only a fool without a snout would hire a skunk.
你要的人在那边 The guy you want's over there.
打扰一下？ Excuse me?
我正在寻找指南。 I'm looking for a guide.
好吧，野兔， Well, fellow hare,
你找对了老鼠。 you've come to the right rat.
名字叫生锈，但我的方向感不是。 The name's Rusty, but my sense of direction's not.
来吧，让我们在后面说话，远离窥探。 Come on, let's go talk in the back, away from prying ears.
是的。 我认为我们可以完全信任这个人。 Yup. I think we can totally trust this guy.
一点都不可疑。 Not suspicious at all.
- 所以Rusty，我们得去…… - 我已经知道你要去哪里了。 - So Rusty, we gotta go to… - I already know where you're going.
你做？ You do?
哇。 难怪你是向导。 Wow. No wonder you're a guide.
你要和他一起去。 You're going with him.
他是在开玩笑，对吧？ He's joking, right?
请告诉我，我们偶然发现了一个非常混乱的日托。 Please tell me we've stumbled into a very messed-up daycare.
生锈？ Rusty?
这个指南幽默吗？ Is this guide humor?
你没告诉我这家伙在找黑暗仓鼠。 You didn't tell me this guy was looking for the Hamster of Darkness.
你和那只眼睛一起失去了礼貌？ You lose your manners along with that eye?
远离这个臭鼬！ Stay out of this skunk!
是的，是我，顺便说一句，我是梅格。 Yeah, it's me, I'm Meg by the way.
我不在乎。 现在把那张地图给我。 I don't care. Now give me that map.
越过我们的尸体。 Over our dead bodies.
所以，大猩猩先生，为了清楚起见， So, Mr. Gorilla, just to be clear,
梅格在隐喻地谈论尸体的事情。 Meg was speaking metaphorically about the dead bodies thing.
他是个文字主义者。 He's a literalist.
拿着这个！ Take this!
是的，我喜欢的女孩！ Yeah, my kind of girl!
我们在酒吧打架，安倍！ We're in a bar fight, Abe!
我们的地图！ 他正在离开。 Our map! He's getting away.
或不。 Or not.
是的，来吧，你只有这些吗？ Yeah, come on, is that all you got?
梅格，你真了不起。 Meg, you're amazing.
我假设您不会以 Rusty 作为您的向导。 I'm assuming you're not going with Rusty as your guide.
你知道，因为整个背叛的事情。 You know, because of the whole betrayal thing.
你被聘用了！ You're hired!
这可能应该是一个教训，不要以封面来判断一本书， This should probably be a lesson, don't judge a book by its cover,
因为你最终可能会读到一本非常糟糕的书。 'cause you might end up reading a really bad book.
我真的，真的很抱歉。 I'm really, really sorry.
梅格？ 我们有问题…… Meg? We've got a problem…
我已经找到了解决方案。 And I've got the solution.
伙计们，穿上这些。 Guys, put these on.
现在。 Now.
太棒了！ What a blast!
如果可以的话，我会保留这个。 I'm gonna keep this if that's okay.
哦，该死的，我需要给你换尿布。 Oh darn, I need to change your diaper.
耽误。 这汗水让我很生气，就像没有明天一样…… Hold up. This sweat is chaffing me like there's no tomorrow…
可能没有。 Which there probably isn't.
那更好。 That's better.
那件夹克有点热？ A little hot in that jacket?
一点也不。 我其实有点冷。 Not at all. I'm actually a little cold.
好的……所以，我知道我们还没有谈过赔偿 Okay… So, I know we haven't talked compensation,
，但我有一个提议。 but I have a proposal.
我会免费带你去任何你想去的地方。 I'll take you to wherever you wanna go for free.
问题是什么？ What's the catch?
我自己也经历过很多冒险， I've been on a fair number of adventures myself,
完全是单人探险，你知道，因为臭鼬的事情。 exclusively solo expeditions, you know, 'cause of the skunk thing.
事实是，这有点寂寞。 And the truth is, it's been kind of lonely.
梅格，只要你愿意，你就可以和我们在一起。 Meg, you can stay with us as long as you like.
- 真的？ - 真的？ - Really? - Really?
你不会后悔的。 没有先生。 You are not going to regret this. No sirree.
我得说，我认为我们正处于伟大的风口浪尖。 I gotta say, I think we're on the cusp of something great here.
史诗般的东西，前所未有的东西。 Something epic, something unprecedented.
黑暗仓鼠。 那就是大一。 Hamster of Darkness. That's the Big One.
当我们找到它时，他们会把我们放在Adventure When we find it, they'll put us on the cover
Weekly和Adventure Monthly的封面上。 of Adventure Weekly and Adventure Monthly.
还有鸡兔，如果他们把你的名字放在第一位， And Chickenhare, if they put your name first,
我对此非常满意，很高兴成为团队的一员。 I'm totally fine with that, just happy to be part of the team.
你认为她带了什么来塞我的耳朵？ You think she brought anything to plug my ears?
嘿，Chickenhare到底是什么名字？ Hey, what kind of name is Chickenhare anyway?
那部分是Yukinarian吗？ Is that part Yukinarian?
我其实不知道。 I actually don't know.
真的吗？ 没有线索？ 因为它是一个独一无二的名字。 Really? No clue? Because it is such a unique name.
嗯，这很不寻常。 Well, it's very unusual.
因为我看到了兔子，但我没有看到鸡。 Because I see the hare, but I don't see the chicken.
我会解决这个问题的，我擅长拼图。 I'm gonna figure this out, I'm great at puzzles.
嗯，那太糟糕了。 看来我们得回去了。 Well, that's too bad. Looks like we'll have to head back.
跟着我。 Follow me.
到你了。 Your turn.
为什么我找不到 Why can't I meet anyone
和我一样悲观的人？ who shares my pessimism?
如果你脱掉那件夹克，它可能有助于你的后续行动。 If you take off that jacket, it might help with your follow-through.
只是一个建议。 我知道什么，我只是个臭鼬，对吧？ Just a suggestion. What do I know, I'm just a skunk, right?
不，不。 我很好！ 第三次是魅力！ No, no. I'm good! Third time's a charm!
怎么办？ Now what?
留在原地，不要尝试任何愚蠢的事情。 Stay put and don't try anything foolish.
路德，我对你的期望更高。 I expected more from you, Luther.
我不会容忍另一个错误。 I won't tolerate another mistake.
而且这东西怎么还在这里， And why is this thing even here,
他怎么不在家陪你老婆？ 你怎么了？ why isn't he at home with your wife? What has happened to you?
看，拉平，我和我的妻子有 2-3 份工作。 See, Lapin, me and my wife have 2-3 jobs.
你知道，养孩子是很困难的。 It's hard, you know, providing for the baby.
看，我买不起尿布的费用，而且…… See, I can't afford the cost of diapers and…
足够的！ Enough!
自从我被关起来之后，整个黑社会都软化了吗？ Has the entire criminal underworld gone soft since I've been locked up?
帮我一个忙，回到你的妻子身边。 Do me a favor, go back to your wife.
去！ Go!
哦，很好，鸭子回来了。 Oh good, the duck's back.
请告诉我一些积极的事情。 Please tell me something positive.
鸡兔穿过死亡沙漠。 Chickenhare made it through the Desert of Death.
什么？ 不可能的！ What? Impossible!
好吧，技术上不太可能，因为他确实通过了。 Well, technically improbable since he did make it through.
他就在我们后面几下。 He's just a couple clicks behind us.
什么是点击？ What are clicks?
我在这样的任务中听到了这个词，但我不知道它们是什么。 I hear that term on missions like this, but I don't know what they are.
摧毁这座桥。 Destroy the bridge.
他们需要一周的时间才能绕过流沙。 It will take them a week to get around the quicksand.
到那时，我将完全掌控羽须。 By then, I'll have Featherbeard completely under my control.
我们的控制。 Our control.
你的控制……显然。 Your control… obviously.
我们必须四处走走，这至少需要一个星期。 We'll have to go around, that's gonna take at least a week.
我们没有一周的时间。 We don't have a week.
到那时我的拉平叔叔已经有了仓鼠了。 My Uncle Lapin'll already have the hamster by then.
我们可以越过它。 We can cross it.
当然，几英尺。 但那样我们就死定了！ Sure, for a couple of feet. But then we'd die!
因为这是流沙！ 流沙会把你吸到死去！ Because this is quicksand! Quicksand sucks you under until you die!
这就是它的作用！ 这就是它存在的理由！ That's what it does! That's its reason for existing!
鸡兔是对的，我们应该试试。 流沙只在少数几个地方。 Chickenhare is right, we should try. The quicksand is only in a few spots.
如果我们避开这些地方，我们将有一条坚实的道路。 If we avoid those spots, we'll have a solid path.
你知道那条路在哪里吗？ Do you know where that path is?
只要跟着我的脚步，你会没事的。 Just follow in my footsteps and you'll be okay.
我会最后一个去。 I'll go last.
这个拉平叔叔是谁？ Who's this Uncle Lapin?
他只是一个天才冒险者 He's just a genius adventurer
宏伟的计划很可能掩盖了根深蒂固的不安全感。 with grandiose plans most likely covering a deep-seeded insecurity.
听起来像我认识的其他人。 Sounds like someone else I know.
- 鸡兔！ - 不好了！ - Chickenhare! - Oh no!
- 鸡兔！ - 安倍，救命！ - Chickenhare! - Abe, help!
抓住我。 该死的，我也是一个过客。 Grab onto me. Darn, I'm a goner too.
嘿，看壳！ Hey, watch the shell!
等等，鸡兔。 Hold on, Chickenhare.
梅格！ Meg!
我要下去了！ I'm going down!
保持不动，不要动。 Stay still, don't move.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
抓住鞭子！ Grab the whip!
用你的双手！ 这不是暗示吗？ With your hands! Isn't that kind of implied?
拉！ Just pull!
有点帮助，安倍！ 匆忙！ A little help, Abe! Hurry!
你需要用你的双手！ You need to use your hands!
这不是一个非常简单的概念，他没有掌握吗？ 安倍！ Isn't it a pretty simple concept he's failing to grasp? Abe!
天啊！ 我要把他从他的皮肤里拉出来！ Oh, my gosh! I'm pulling him out of his skin!
等等，那是……鸡腿吗？ Wait, are those… chicken legs?
稍等一下。 鸡兔……哦，闪电！ Hold on a second. Chickenhare… Oh, lightning bolt!
这就是名字的由来！ That's where the name comes from!
告诉过你我很擅长拼图！ 那是鸡爪。 Told you I was great at puzzles! Those are chicken feet.
你一半是鸡，一半是兔子，不是吗？ You're part chicken, part hare, aren't you?
你好，我呢？ Hello, what about me?
嘿，这里有点帮助，伙计们，我被困住了。 Hey, a little help here, guys, I'm stuck.
- 你还有其他鸡肉部位吗？ - 不。 - Do you have other chicken parts? - No.
嘿！ Hey!
太棒了！ That is… awesome!
还有什么？ 你有翅膀吗？ What else? Do you have wings?
你那件夹克下面有翅膀！ You have wings under that jacket!
没有。 你已经看到了顶级的东西。 他下面有几根羽毛。 Nope. You've seen the top-shelf stuff. He has a couple feathers under there.
- 让我看看他们。 - 不！ - Lemme see 'em. - No!
- 还有其他鸡兔吗？ - 从来没听说过。 - Are there other chickenhares? - Not that I know of.
你是你自己的物种！ 这有多棒？ You're your own species! How awesome is that?
你基本上是自动濒临灭绝的。 You're basically automatically endangered.
- 这不是真棒！ - 所以你能做什么？ - It's not awesome! - So like what you can do?
天哪，你会飞！ Oh my gosh, you can fly!
我不能飞。 鸡也不会飞。 I can't fly. Chickens can't even fly.
从技术上讲，它们可以在很短的距离内。 Technically they can over very short distances.
哦，拜托，但你只是鸡的一部分。 Oh come on, but you're only part chicken.
你见过多少会飞的野兔？ How many flying hares have you ever seen?
嗯，没有。 Well, none.
但我也从未见过有如此巨大的松软耳朵的兔子。 But I've also never seen a hare with such gigantic floppy ears.
- 我的意思是，在大象身上。 - 我不会飞！ - I mean, on an elephant. - I can't fly!
你能飞！ You can fly!
看，我不会飞。 See, I can't fly.
我无法像你梅格一样用我的气味清理酒吧。 I can't clear a bar with my scent like you Meg.
做我没有什么好处，好吗？ There's nothing good about being me, okay?
你有一个“我”的问题。 You've got a "me" problem.
我认为我们遇到了“我们”的问题。 I think we got a "we" problem.
不好了！ Oh no!
侏儒？ Pigmies?
嘿嘿！ 我们平安地来。 Heya! We come in peace.
为了记录，我根本不想来。 For the record, I didn't wanna come at all.
轰炸他们。 轰炸他们。 Blast 'em. Blast 'em all.
等一下，我不能，我还没有充电。 Hold on, I can't, I haven't recharged yet.
“还没充电！” 特别是怎么回事？ "Haven't recharged!" What happened to being special?
嘿！ 好痒！ Hey! That tickles!
看哪！ Behold!
鸡兔！ The Chickenhare!
天地之神！ God of the land and sky!
短距离飞行！ Flyer over short distances!
部分鸡，部分野兔。 Part chicken, part hare.
全能！ Almighty!
你是神？ You are a god?
当然？ Sure?
这对我来说已经足够了。 That's good enough for me.
准备盛宴！ Prepare the feast!
看，“我”的问题。 See, "me" problem.
今晚， Tonight,
我们将驾驭全能的鸡兔 we shall ply the almighty Chickenhare
和他奇怪的助手一起 and his strange helpers
为我们准备了最好的宴会！ with our finest banquet!
然后，明天天一亮， And then, tomorrow at first light,
我们将带他们去我们的火山， we shall take them to our volcano,
并祭祀鸡兔神 and sacrifice the god Chickenhare
献给我们的上帝……坚忍的桑托罗！ to our god… Santoro the Stoic!
我想你就是让桑托罗脸上 I think you're just the thing
终于露出笑容的那个人。 to finally put a smile on Santoro's face.
只是要清楚， Just to be clear,
鸡兔是唯一一个进入火山的人，对吧？ Chickenhare's the only one going in the volcano, right?
那顿饭太不可思议了。 That meal was incredible.
这些家伙知道如何献祭。 These guys know how to throw a sacrifice.
看，梅格，当我是我自己时，就会发生这种情况。 See, Meg, this is what happens when I'm myself.
也许我们可以从怜悯派对中休息一下？ Maybe we could take a break from the pity party?
让我告诉你一个名叫...的小臭鼬 Let me tell you about a little skunk named…
我不知道……“佩格。” I don't know… "Peg."
我喜欢一个好故事，尤其是在这样的一顿饭之后。 I love a good story, especially after a meal like that.
长大后，没有人想和“Peg”约会 Growing up, nobody wanted to have a play date with "Peg,"
因为她是个臭鼬。 on account of her being a skunk.
即使她得到了很酷的新娃娃，并为她的生日准备了礼包， Even when she got cool new dolls, and had goody bags for her birthday,
没有人来。 nobody came.
她一天洗两次澡，没关系。 She bathed twice a day, didn't matter.
所以……她把自己塞住了。 So… she corked herself.
哎哟! Ouch!
哎哟是对的。 Ouch is right.
但这也没有用。 But that didn't work either.
所以自然而然，“佩格”就生气了…… So naturally, "Peg" got angry…
她的父母希望她的愤怒转化为积极的东西。 Her parents wanted her anger channeled into something positive.
所以，她获得了空手道黑带…… So, she got a black belt in karate…
还有功夫…… and Kung Fu…
还有剑道…… and Kendo…
和其他七种武术。 and seven other martial arts.
但这也无济于事。 她还是很生气。 But that didn't help either. She was still angry.
在内心深处，“Peg”仍然希望她不是一只臭鼬。 Deep down, "Peg" still wished she was anything but a skunk.
直到有一天，当她去皇家财政部实地考察时， Until one day, when she went on a field trip to the Royal Treasury,
然后是比利山羊琼斯，那个最常取笑“佩格”的混蛋， and then Billy Goat Jones, the jerk who teased "Peg" the most,
关上我们身后的门。 shut the door behind us.
但掌柜是唯一拥有这种组合的人。 But the treasurer was the only one with the combination.
知道当臭鼬担心自己的生命时会发生什么吗？ Know what happens when a skunk fears for her life?
好吧，“Peg”是一个为自己的生命担心的臭鼬 Well, "Peg" was a skunk who feared for her life
并且已经塞了 3 年。 and had been corked for 3 years.
“Peg”那天拯救了所有人。 "Peg" saved everyone that day.
你是个大英雄，每个人都爱你，梅格。 And you were a big hero and everyone loved you, Meg.
我的意思是“钉子”。 I mean "Peg".
不，他们对我的待遇比以往任何时候都差。 No, they treated me worse than ever.
但第一次，我不在乎。 But for the first time, I didn't care.
我意识到我正在塞住的东西，并不是什么可耻的事情。 I realized the thing that I was corking, wasn't something to be ashamed of.
不，这让我变得特别。 No, it's what made me special.
鸡兔，你是个软木塞。 Chickenhare, you're a corker.
直到你打开你的金库，你才会知道是什么让你与众不同。 Until you blow open your treasury vault, you won't know what makes you special.
好故事，梅格， Nice story, Meg,
我喜欢你改名的方式 and I liked the way you changed your name
让它感觉更普遍。 to make it feel more universal.
但是当火山把我们变成灰烬时， But when the volcano turns us to ash,
它不会区分软木塞和非软木塞。 it isn't gonna discriminate between the corkers and the non-corkers.
真的。 但他们不会把我们扔进那座火山。 True. But they're not gonna throw us in that volcano.
- 他们不是？ - 没有。 - They're not? - Nope.
因为你要打垮我们。 Because you're gonna break us out.
- 你确定吗？ - 相信我。 - Are you sure about this? - Trust me.
鸡兔。 Chickenhare.
我马上回来。 I'll be right back.
不。 No.
真的吗？ Really?
小鸡，不要。 Chickenhare, don't.
你不需要那些。 You don't need those.
嗯，你知道， Well, you know,
我总是觉得等到第一缕曙光有点武断。 I always felt waiting 'til first light was a bit arbitrary.
现在就带他们去火山吧！ Take them to the volcano now!
放下你的武器， Put down your weapons,
否则你的上帝会得到它！ or your god gets it!
安倍？ Abe?
来吧，伙计们，快点。 Come on, guys, hurry up.
看看桑托罗如何保持他的坚忍， Look how Santoro maintains his stoicism,
即使用长矛抵住他的喉咙。 even with a spear at his throat.
让我们看看他如何保持他的坚忍不拔！ Let's see how he maintains his stoicism rolling down a hill!
现在，当我们逃跑时，他们都会跟着他…… Now they'll all follow him as we make our escape…
- 或不。 - 抓住他们！ - Or not. - Get them!
哦，伟大的桑托罗， Oh great Santoro,
你的复仇就在眼前！ your revenge is at hand!
小心！ Watch out!
这不值得永久的三天周末！ This is not worth perpetual three-day weekends!
不，过来！ No, come here!
- 请告诉我你已经充值了！ - 我在尝试！ - Please tell me you've recharged! - I'm trying!
差不多好了。 Almost there.
我真的开始认为你一点都不特别， I'm really starting to think you're not special at all,
你只是有一个巨大的自我！ you just have an enormous ego!
我们走了，我回来了。 There we go, I'm back.
洞里开火！ Fire in the hole!
鸡兔！ Chickenhare!
- 鸡兔！ 这边走！ - 来了！ - Chickenhare! This way! - Coming!
鸡兔！ 你的动作有动作。 Chickenhare! Your moves have moves.
干得好，鸡兔。 Good work, Chickenhare.
你看见了吗？ Did you see that?
我们走吧。 Let's go.
看！ Look!
哇，山！ Woah, the mountain!
来了！ Incoming!
- 梅格，让我们过去！ - 我做不到。 - Meg, get us across! - I can't do it.
我做不到。 上次我试过… I can't do it. Last time I tried…
上次你的夹克挡住了你的手臂。 Last time your jacket was holding your arm back.
你快到了，鸡兔。 You're almost here, Chickenhare.
- 我做的！ 不挂断！ - 开始了！ - I did it! Hang on! - Here we go!
哦拜托。 Oh, please.
不！ No!
你不可能带上超大的鞭子， You couldn't have brought the extra-large whip,
你可以吗，梅格？ could you, Meg?
我讨厌冒险！ I hate adventuring!
嘿！ 它比我想象的还要远。 Hey! It's even further than I thought.
根据地图，寺庙在山顶。 According to the map, the temple's at the top of the mountain.
我们需要一个计划。 We need a plan.
Lapin 可能已经到了一半。 Lapin is probably halfway up there already.
我有个计划！ I have a plan!
如果我们采取几乎无法通行的通行证， If we take the Nearly Impassable Pass,
当小道合并时，我们应该领先于他们…… by the time the trails merge, we should be ahead of them…
对我来说，这听起来像是一个天才计划。 Sounds like a genius plan to me.
你知道吗？ 毕竟我们可能会得到那只黑暗仓鼠。 You know what? We might get that Hamster of Darkness after all.
“可能”是什么意思？ 拉平会吃掉我们的羽毛尘埃。 What do you mean "might"? Lapin's gonna eat our feather dust.
安倍？ Abe?
这种泥其实营养丰富。 This mud is actually very nutrient-rich.
嗯，我们走吧。 Uh, let's go.
嘿，我和你一样想阻止 Lapin， Hey, I wanna stop Lapin as much as you,
也许和你一样多 10%， well maybe 10% as much as you,
但是我们不能看起来很好吗？ but can't we look good doing it?
我在这里。 你不会相信的。 Here I am. You won't believe it.
Chickenhare 正朝着几乎无法通行的通道前进！ Chickenhare's heading up the Nearly Impassable Pass!
什么？ 不可能的！ What? Impossible!
不，我再次认为这比不可能更不可能。 No, again I think it's more improbable than impossible.
你知道，我告诉你什么，他要走的路， You know, I tell you what, the way he's going,
三重试炼对鸡兔来说不会是问题。 the Three Deadly Trials won't be a problem for Chickenhare.
得到炸药。 Get the dynamite.
加油，亚伯！ Come on, Abe!
我们正在接近他们。 We're closing in on them.
大家好，我是乌龟！ Hello, I'm a turtle!
你完全不知道我的种族在寓言中的作用吗？ Are you completely unaware of my species' role in fables?
你们这些白痴！ You idiots!
雪崩本应该带走Chickenhare，而不是我们！ The avalanche was supposed to take out Chickenhare, not us!
这些天真的很难找到好的帮助。 It really is difficult to find good help these days.
拉平！ Lapin!
听着，拉平已经死了。 Look, Lapin's a goner.
我想我们无能为力。 I guess there's nothing we can do.
是的，有。 Yeah there is.
你是对的，我们无能为力。 You're right, nothing we can do.
哦，我们走吧。 Oh, let's go.
对不起大家。 Sorry, guys.
根据传说， According to the legend,
我们正在寻找刻在冰上的仓鼠脸。 we're looking for a hamster face etched in the ice.
我知道了！ I got it!
这边走！ This way!
好了，我们进去了。 Alright, we're going in.
你读懂了我的心思，伙伴。 You read my mind, partner.
等待。 拉平死了，埋葬了。 Wait. Lapin's dead and buried.
可能不是这个顺序。 Probably not in that order.
我们拯救了王国。 我们在这里完成了。 我们回家吧。 We saved the Kingdom. We're done here. Let's go home.
亚伯，如果我能把黑暗仓鼠带回来， Abe, if I can bring back the Hamster of Darkness,
我爸会让我加入皇家冒险协会。 my dad will let me join the Royal Adventure Society.
你走到这一步还不够吗？ Isn't it enough that you made it this far?
谁会相信我？ And who's gonna believe me?
我需要仓鼠作为证据。 I need the hamster as proof.
现在，唯一挡在我们和它之间的 Now the only thing standing between us and it
就是三个致命试炼。 are the Three Deadly Trials.
安倍，如果你想留下来，很好，但是…… Abe, if you wanna stay behind, fine, but…
我加入！ I'm in!
我一直是追随者。 I've always been a follower.
我也想每隔一个星期四休息一次！ I want every other Thursday off too!
“为了进入黑暗仓鼠神殿， "In order to enter the Temple of the Hamster of Darkness,
“必须通过三重试炼。” "one must pass the Three Deadly Trials."
为什么总是三个？ 为什么不能是两次试验？ Why's it always three? Why can't it ever be two trials?
第一个是什么？ What's the first one?
“我们仓鼠可能身材矮小， "We hamsters may be small of stature,
“但我们在压力下很冷静。 "but we are cool under pressure.
“我们永远不会失去理智， "We never lose our heads,
“即使面临迫在眉睫的死亡。” "even when confronted by imminent death."
“迫在眉睫的死亡！” 我们是这样开始的？ "Imminent death!" That's how we start?
虐待狂的小啮齿动物，不是吗？ Sadistic little rodents, aren't they?
“身材矮小”…… "Small of stature"…
“在压力下冷静”…… "Cool under pressure"…
一个秘密通道！ A secret passage!
- 做得好！ - 让我们离开这里！ - Well done! - Let's get out of here!
什么是二审？ What's the second trial?
“虽然我们仓鼠可能没有那么快的脚步超越我们的命运， "Though we hamsters may not be so fleet of foot to outrun our Destiny,
“我们确实有勇气面对它。” "we do have the courage to face it."
受够了这种虚假的自嘲套路。 Enough with this fake self-deprecating routine.
为什么这些仓鼠不能像我们一样雇佣收缩？ Why couldn't these hamsters hire shrinks like us?
跑！ Run!
看，那是拉蒙的妻子！ Look, that's Ramon's wife!
你是女性形态的崇拜者真是太好了…… It's wonderful that you're an admirer of the female form…
他的妻子命运。 我们必须站在这里面对命运。 His wife Destiny. We have to stand here facing Destiny.
或者……我们可以跑！ Or… we can run!
梅格，如果你要在我死前支持我一次， Meg, if you're gonna side with me once before I die,
你有 10 秒的时间。 9… you have 10 seconds. 9…
我和鸡兔在一起。 I'm with Chickenhare.
计算错误！ 7、6、5、4、3、2、1…… Miscalculated! 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
认为这些仓鼠有矮小的问题吗？ Think these hamsters had issues with being short?
我什至想问第三次审判是什么？ Do I even wanna ask what the third trial is?
所有的传说都是：“这样做”。 All the legend says, is: "Do this."
做什么？ Do what?
那不可能。 可以吗？ That can't be it. Could it?
伙计，这些仓鼠让你失去平衡。 Man, these hamsters keep you off-balance.
权杖… The scepter…
我们成功了！ We made it!
我带你回家。 I'm taking you home.
黑暗仓鼠。 The Hamster of Darkness.
- 但是你…… - 被埋在雪崩中了吗？ - But you… - Were buried in that avalanche?
还是我让你认为我是？ Or did I make you think I was?
看，我问自己： See, I asked myself:
当我非常热心的侄子会为我做这件事时， Why should I try to pass the Three Deadly Trials
我为什么要尝试通过三个致命的考验？ when my very eager nephew would do it for me?
现在把那个权杖给我。 Now give me that scepter.
不要做。 不要给他！ Don't do it. Don't give it to him!
你很聪明，鸡兔。 我可以使用像你这样的人。 You're smart, Chickenhare. I could use someone like you.
你可以负责我的冒险社团。 You could be in charge of my adventure society.
我们将向所有嘲笑我们的人展示， We'll show everyone who laughs at us,
向那些因为我们不同而回避我们的人报仇。 take our revenge on those who'd shun us because we're different.
我们是如此相似，你和我。 We're so alike, you and I.
我一点也不像你。 I'm nothing like you.
但你是。 因为鸡兔…… But you are. Because Chickenhare…
我是你的爸爸。 I'm your father.
我只是开玩笑。 我不是你的父亲！ I'm just kidding. I'm not your father!
但如果我是，那不是很疯狂，对吧？ But wouldn't it have been crazy if I was,
right?
给我那个权杖或者…… Give me that scepter or…
再迈一步，我会把它扔到边缘。 One more step and I'll throw it over the edge.
这样做，我会把你的朋友扔过来。 Do it and I'll throw your friends over.
把这个给他！ 发布匆忙。 Give it to him! Post haste.
不要叫他虚张声势。 Do not call his bluff.
囚犯玩很多扑克！ 很多！ Prisoners play a lot of poker! A lot!
如果我给你，你会让他们走吗？ If I give it to you, you'll let them go?
我会让你们都走。 I'll let you all go.
我发誓。 I swear it.
鸡兔，不，他在撒谎。 Chickenhare, no, he's lying.
你知道传奇的最后一段，鸡兔吗？ Do you know the final piece of the legend, Chickenhare?
“释放黑暗仓鼠的人 "He who releases the Hamster of Darkness
“他将终生跟随。” "shall be followed for all of his days."
没错，小怪胎。 That's right, little freak.
我，九世拉宾， I, Lapin the IX,
召唤你 call upon you
带来黑暗。 to bring the darkness.
我做了什么？ What have I done?
现在你说我们去夺回我的王国？ Now what do you say we go take back my kingdom?
- 怪物和他的朋友们呢？ - 我保证我会让他们走。 - What about the freak and his friends? - I promised I'd let them go.
所以，让他们去……越过边缘。 So, let them go… over the edge.
该死的语义...... Darn semantics…
我有好消息和坏消息。 I have good news and bad news.
坏消息是你应该在 The bad news is that you should freeze to death
大约 12 小时内冻死。 in about 12 hours.
真的吗？ 我觉得会快很多 Really? I think it's gonna be much quicker.
什么是好消息？ What's the good news?
请是他们正在为我们发送一根绳子。 Please be that they're sending a rope down for us.
好消息是你会比你父亲鸡兔活得更久。 The good news is you'll live longer than your father, Chickenhare.
我不会称之为好消息。 I wouldn't call that good news.
也许更好的消息…… Maybe slightly better news…
我们什么也没找到。 We found nothing.
这只是我哥哥的另一个把戏。 It was just another of my brother's tricks.
抱最好的希望，做最坏的准备。 Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
如果拉平拿到了权杖，事情可能会变得艰难。 If Lapin got to the scepter, things could get rough.
去地牢避难。 Go and take shelter in the dungeon.
爸爸，我去阻止拉平了。 Dad, I've gone to stop Lapin.
我知道我不像你这样的冒险者，但我会尽力而为。 I know I'm not an Adventurer like you, but I'll try my best.
我为这一切感到抱歉。 I'm sorry for all this.
我爱你，鸡兔。 I love you, Chickenhare.
这都是我的错。 This is all my fault.
你知道吗？ 你说的对！ 都是你的错！ 100%！ You know what? You're right! It is all your fault! 100%!
我们现在可以回家了， We could've gone home now, but no,
但不，你需要找到黑暗仓鼠。 you needed to find the Hamster of Darkness.
- 所以每个人都会忘记你是…… - 一个怪胎？ - So everyone would forget you're… - A freak?
我以为把它带回来会让他们接受我。 I thought bringing it back would make them accept me.
这不全是你的错。 It's not all your fault.
这也是梅格的错。 她是一个可怕的影响。 It's Meg's fault too. She's a terrible influence.
我不会说“怪胎”。 我要说“鸡兔”。 And I wasn't gonna say "freak." I was gonna say "Chickenhare."
- 一样。 - 不，他们不是。 - Same thing. - No, they're not.
看着我！ 为什么我就不能正常点？ Look at me! Why couldn't I just be normal?
拉平永远也逃不掉，我也不会这么过来。 Lapin never would've escaped, and I wouldn't've come all this way.
因为你不正常！ 假装你只会让事情变得更糟。 Because you're not normal! Pretending you were only made it worse.
但是当你摆脱那套服装并成为你时...... But when you got rid of that costume and became you…
你找到了黑暗仓鼠。 You found the Hamster of Darkness.
千百年来冒险者都找不到的宝藏。 The treasure that no adventurer could find for thousands of years.
是的，没有你，Lapin 永远不会找到它。 Yeah, Lapin never would've found it without you.
我试着放手，但我做不到。 I'm trying to let it go, but I can't.
看，我们每个人都生来就有让我们与众不同的东西。 Look, all of us are born with things that make us different.
我们唯一的选择是我们如何看待这些事情。 The only choice we have is how we see those things.
因此，我们可以为他们感到羞耻， So, we can either be ashamed of them or we can embrace them
也可以接受他们并认识到我们的差异使我们...... and recognize that our differences make us…
特别的。 Special.
- 不！ - 鸡兔！ - No! - Chickenhare!
真的吗？ Really?
加油，安倍。 Come on, Abe.
他们太领先了。 They're too far ahead.
当我们到达你的王国时，为时已晚。 By the time we get to your kingdom, it'll be too late.
我们已走得太远;我们已跑题。 一定有办法的。 We've come too far. There's gotta be a way.
- 我有个计划。 - 你有计划吗？ - I have a plan. - You have a plan?
我有我的时刻。 I have my moments.
我的秘密耻辱。 My secret shame.
我出生时没有壳。 I was born without a shell.
这是我的赫比叔叔的……爱你赫比叔叔！ This one's my Uncle Herb's… Love you Uncle Herbie!
什么？ 这不像是我的头上长出了羽毛。 What? It's not like I got feathers growing out of my head.
不是这样的。 It's not that.
只是…… It's just that…
你真的很苍白。 you're really pale.
那是没有吸引力的。 That is unattractive.
无论如何，谁准备好骑行？ Anyway, who's ready to ride?
- 应该少用蜡！ - 下来！ - Should've used less wax! - Get down!
小心！ Watch out!
好吧！ Alright!
- 我们要抓到拉平。 - 或不。 - We're gonna catch Lapin. - Or not.
我讨厌冒险。 I hate adventuring.
先生，拉平在门口。 Sir, Lapin's at the gate.
他要求见你。 He requests to see you.
让我们解决这个问题！ Let's settle this!
兄弟，在你告诉我我儿子在哪里之前，不要再向前迈出一步。 Not another step forward, Brother, until you tell me where my son is.
你是说那个不值钱的混血儿？ You mean that worthless little half-breed freak?
他不回来了。 He's not coming back.
我对此非常肯定。 I made quite sure of that.
拿住。 Hold it.
兄弟，请。 我的儿子在哪里？ Brother, please. Where is my son?
我想现在他已经被我 I assume by now he's frozen to death
扔在悬崖边上冻死了。 on the side of the cliff I threw him over.
不！ No!
权杖？ The scepter?
没错！ 我找到了。 That's right! I found it.
啊，从技术上讲，Chickenhare 发现了…… Ah, technically Chickenhare found…
说够了。 仓鼠，进攻！ Enough talk. Hamsters, attack!
听起来像是一个失败的事业。 Sounds like a lost cause.
我最喜欢的那种。 My favorite kind.
梅格，我需要你的鞭子。 Meg, I'll need your whip.
以为你永远不会问。 Thought you'd never ask.
我们可以偷偷摸摸拉平。 We can sneak up on Lapin.
这是一个可怕的计划，他有一百万只仓鼠。 That's a terrible plan, he's got a million hamsters.
兰斯，怀特！ Lance, Whitey!
鸡兔！ 我们以为你死了。 Chickenhare! We thought you were dead.
没有。 活着和踢这些。 Nope. Alive and kicking with these.
那么，我们站在哪里呢？ So, where do we stand?
看起来很绝望。 It looks pretty hopeless.
我们得下去。 We gotta get down there.
我们得想办法摆脱那百万只仓鼠。 We gotta figure out a way to get past those million hamsters.
有大尾巴。 With big tails.
什么？ 我出生时没有壳。 What? I was born without a shell.
一定程度的怀疑对我的生存至关重要。 A dose of skepticism has been essential to my survival.
这就是我们偷偷摸摸拉平的方式！ That's how we sneak up on Lapin!
- 带着我的怀疑？ - 不，用你的外壳。 - With my skepticism? - No, with your shell.
好吧，至少我们知道你的计划不是最糟糕的，怀特。 Well, at least we know your plan's not the worst one, Whitey.
我的，终于。 Mine, at long last.
完美契合。 Perfect fit.
实际上，我需要接受一点， Actually, I'll need to have it taken in a little
因为你的头这么大，兄弟。 because you have such a big fat head, Brother.
也许你毕竟不是那么完美。 Maybe you're not so perfect after all.
什么？ What?
佩格，向我的臭小子问好！ Peg, say hello to my little smelly friend!
嘿，Chickenhare 的计划成功了！ Hey, Chickenhare's plan worked!
鸡兔！ Chickenhare!
你？ You?
仓鼠们，我命令你们不要再战斗了，回到权杖身边。 Hamsters, I command you to fight no more and return to the scepter.
我是认真的。 I mean it.
我是认真的。 I'm serious.
我命令你！ I command you!
请… Please…
傻子！ Fool!
没有我，那权杖什么都不是。 That scepter is nothing without me.
“为释放黑暗仓鼠的人 "For he who releases the Hamster of Darkness
“他将终生跟随。” "shall be followed for all of his days."
权力已经是我的了。 The power's already mine.
那不是真的。 没有权杖， That's not true. Without the scepter,
他将失去力量。 he will lose his power.
然后我会摆脱它。 Then I'll get rid of it.
仓鼠… Hamsters…
奔跑吧，鸡兔！ Run, Chickenhare!
攻击！ Attack!
怎么办？ Now what?
你在等什么？ 打破那堵墙！ What are you waiting for? Break that wall!
现在，在他把它扔进坑里之前，把权杖拿走！ Get the scepter, now, before he throws it in the pit!
仓鼠，轮子！ Hamsters, the wheel!
好吧，鸡兔，这就是你想玩的方式， Okay, Chickenhare, that's how you want to play it,
那就按照我的方式来玩吧。 then let's do it my way.
它看起来怎么样？ How does it look?
那是以前不存在的。 That wasn't there before.
嘿啮齿动物，如果你敢的话，来找我们吧！ Hey rodents, come and get us if you dare!
你好呀。 Hi there.
看着他！ Look at him!
如果你想再飞一天，把权杖给我。 Get me the scepter if you want to fly another day.
来吧！ Come on!
游戏结束，拉平。 Game over, Lapin.
不，不是，我们即将开始。 No it's not, we're just about to get started.
如果可以的话，抓住我！ Catch me if you can!
- 让我们完成这个，兄弟。 - 没那么快。 - Let's finish this, Brother. - Not so fast.
仓鼠，冲锋！ Hamsters, charge!
干掉他，鸡兔是我的。 Finish him, Chickenhare's mine.
给我那个！ Give me that!
甩掉包袱。 Good riddance.
叔叔！ Uncle!
我找到你了，来吧。 I got you, come on.
小鸡，不！ Chickenhare, no!
飞鸡，飞。 Fly chicken, fly.
如果我要下去，至少我会带着你。 If I'm going down, at least I'm taking you with me.
什么？ What?
不可能的！ Impossible!
嘿，伙计们，我回来了！ Hey, guys, I'm back!
好吧，你做到了！ Alright, you did it!
你看见了吗？ 我能飞！ Did you see that? I can fly!
我不会称之为飞行，更像是滑翔。 I wouldn't call that flying, more like gliding.
安倍，软木塞，好吗？ Abe, cork it, will you?
小鸡， Chickenhare,
你找到了。 you found it.
是的，但是拉平接受了它，然后…… Yeah, but Lapin took it and…
不是黑暗仓鼠，鸡兔。 Not the Hamster of Darkness, Chickenhare.
你。 You.
你找到了你。 You found you.
我很高兴。 I'm glad.
我也是，爸爸。 Me too, Dad.
一只会飞的兔子。 A hare who can fly.
这有多酷？ How cool is this?
你在说什么？ 他会飞，因为他是一只鸡。 What are you talking about? He can fly because he's a chicken.
什么？ 他是一只野兔。 What? He's a hare.
- 鸡。 - 野兔。 - Chicken. - Hare.
那我错过了什么？ So what'd I miss?
嘿！ Hey!
你想从我这里得到什么？ 我只是… What do you want from me? I just…
鸡兔？ Chickenhare?
鸡兔。 Chickenhare.
我就知道。 I knew it.
小鸡，你在做什么？ Chickenhare, what are you doing?
伙计们，我刚刚发现了圣叉的位置！ Guys, I just discovered the location of the holy spork!
我们5分钟后离开。 We leave in 5 minutes.
但他们即将开始推出开胃小菜。 But they're just about to start bringing out the hors d'oeuvres.
但是你的感应呢？ But what about your induction?
这是你一生都想要的。 This is what you've wanted your whole life.
对不起，爸爸，没有时间。 Sorry, Dad, don't have time.
等等，鸡兔。 你不能离开…… Hold on, Chickenhare. You can't leave…
没有这个。 without this.
你的金砍刀。 Your golden machete.
你真的是这个意思吗？ You really mean this?
我爱你，爸爸。 I love you, Dad.
现在，去拿那个神圣的spork。 Now, go get that holy spork.
我最好的两个朋友都是受虐狂的几率是多少？ What are the odds both of my best friends are masochists?
嘿！ Hey!
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